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		<title>On-line Frelance Wrting a.k.a. Slav Laber for Moroons</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AmirKurtovic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok guys, like, you totally have to check this out. If your a awesomlly good writer, you can make the big bucks online writing like 20 great &#8220;articles&#8221; a days. Here&#8217;s an example of the great jobs the awate those with great writing abilitys, curtosee of GetAFreelancer.com: Yes, you read rite: &#8220;Quality Writers needef ro [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok guys, like, you totally have to check this out. If your a awesomlly good writer, you can make the big bucks online writing like 20 great &#8220;articles&#8221; a days.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an example of the great jobs the awate those with great writing abilitys, curtosee of GetAFreelancer.com:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amirkurtovic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Freelance_1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-489 aligncenter" title="Freelance_1" src="http://www.amirkurtovic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Freelance_1.jpg" alt="Freelance_1" width="430" height="163" /></a></p>
<p>Yes, you read rite: &#8220;Quality Writers needef ro big project&#8221;</p>
<p>So, is you a quality writer? Cause if you is, you could make big money on this big project.</p>
<p>Heres the down-low-and-dirty-skinny on this bizniss:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hello,<br />
We are looking out for professional writers for a long term Job.<br />
We want writers who can write high quality articles(magazine style) and can easily deliver 25+ articles in a day.<br />
Our main concern is quality and we want only writers who can write high quality articles.</p>
<p>Our price for 500 words original article is $2.<br />
We pay only through paypal and payment is on a daily basis.</p>
<p>Conditions:<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Should be able to write High/excellent quality articles.<br />
Should check each article in copyscape to ensure its 100% copyscape passed.<br />
Should be able to deliver a minimum of 25+ articles/Day.<br />
Should be able to write in wide niches.</p>
<p>If you are following the above conditions then feel free to BID with your samples.</p>
<p>We have 2000-4000 articles per month project so if anyone winning this will have a full time job for a very long time.</p>
<p>If your writing is simple english then Plz dont bid as i want only high quality content.</p></blockquote>
<p>Before you apply for this super sweet gig, please read the last line carefuly. &#8220;If your writing is simple enligsh then Plz dont bid as i want only high quality content.&#8221; Yous prolly askin yourself what simple english is, rite? Well, simple english is the stupid version of english when yous have to captalize nouns and get all the rite letters in the rite order a.k.a. spell rite.
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		<title>Overheard in the Newsroom</title>
		<link>http://www.amirkurtovic.com/2009/05/overheard-in-the-newsroom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 16:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AmirKurtovic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would like to recommend Overheard in the Newsroom to anybody looking for some laughs, or for some insight into the mood inside newsrooms. This blog is based on the same idea as the successful &#8220;Overheard in New York&#8221; blog, which resulted in a book by the same name. On Overheard in the Newsroom you&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-127" style="border: 10px solid white;" title="quote" src="http://www.amirkurtovic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/quote.jpg" alt="quote" width="123" height="123" /> I would like to recommend <a href="http://overheardinthenewsroom.com/" target="_blank">Overheard in the Newsroom</a> to anybody looking for some laughs, or for some insight into the mood inside newsrooms.</p>
<p>This blog is based on the same idea as the successful &#8220;<a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/" target="_blank">Overheard in New York</a>&#8221; blog, which resulted in a book by the same name.</p>
<p>On Overheard in the Newsroom you&#8217;ll be treated to hilarious conversations like:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Editor: </em>“We call furlough ‘shore leave’ now.”</p>
<p><em>Reporter: </em>“I thought it was mandatory undertime.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Or this:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Reporter: </em>“This lady on the phone wants to know if we know anything about an explosion in her area.”</p>
<p><em>Editor: </em>“Tell her it was the Rapture and she got left behind.”</p></blockquote>
<p>One-liners like this:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Reporter, looking up from his lede: </em>“Does anyone have any good ‘elephants having sex’ puns?”</p></blockquote>
<p>And then there are revealing insights like:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Editor: </em>“We don’t have time for journalism anymore. We’re too busy putting out the paper.”</p></blockquote>
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